:what-the-hell:

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I think a lot of guys operate half in imagination where they fantasize about going John Wick and just destroying everyone in a room at any given moment. I think they also assume they have physical superiority over anyone they don't like. The actual fighting doesn't matter, just the results of hypothetical fights.

    Hell I've known guys who have lost fights and would still swear they could beat up the other guy even though the results said otherwise.

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        i usually just do a hurricane kick and then throw a couple of hadoukens. and then everyone claps and cheers while a booming voice says "YOU WIN.... PERFECT"

          • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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            3 years ago

            I thought that was only if you did a mid-air spinning piledriver.

            Oh, wait, that's treat boi.
            https://64.media.tumblr.com/e71b0d4b5f866128ace834b0635b53d2/7ef8f09ac6289de2-3d/s500x750/a566ff64e4f74f3b70166cbe7dafb82bb9b527c8.gifv

            Bonus:
            https://64.media.tumblr.com/58013e4041fdea0e20f17ae3f234c96d/7ef8f09ac6289de2-3a/s500x750/2078c1ffaca791d1817e13bcaa44ebbde657d9c3.gifv