• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    a bomb is when you connect a bunch of dynamite with an alarm clock using no tools while your friend shows off his new fishnets in the la-z-boy

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      5 months ago

      "oh so that's why I couldn't get the thing to detonate, I need a detonator... wish I could read Russian so I can read these bomb assembly manuals"