Consider:
-holders of advanced degrees and credentials (gatekeeping)
-assigns labour (literally called worksheets!) to pupils (proles)
-gives out sanctions, extra work, and bad reviews to punish bad work behaviour
-literally trained in discipline
-sharing of knowledge is forbidden, calls it cheating
-insists that you not work directly with your best friend, assigns you pairwork with a gender you're not yet comfortable with
-according to most media, teachers are the most liberal profession
-creates quarterly performance reports for workers, stressing constant need to improvement (report cards)
-have direct access to whiteboard markers and notebooks, the means of instruction!
If any of you try to take this seriously and make a struggle session I will personally come to your house and make you eat a bar of soap like you're 7 years old and said a bad word.
I am once again begging for hexbear users to learn that bourgeois is not just a synonym for bad.
Okay but what if I find it funny
You need to write "bourgeois are the owners of capital and the means of production" in your notebook 20 times. Also I need to call your mum.
Appeal to authority fallacy. Wow.
spoiler
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wow what a bourgeois take
If I learned anything, it's that the true bourgeois are the ones calling others bourgeois. It's just projection and fear of being found out.
don't open if you're a liberal
this is sarcasm