• NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
    hexbear
    16
    5 months ago

    they're doing this on purpose at this point, right? just picking the most hideous fucking haircuts and throwing them all at the wall and seeing what sticks

    • DivineChaos100 [none/use name]
      hexbear
      13
      5 months ago

      To be honest i am fairly sure that doing this gives them anti-establishment clout, they become a meme because of it, libs will make fun of them because of this and not their views, Trump showed the way about this and he won.

      • @Monzcarro@feddit.uk
        hexbear
        10
        5 months ago

        Boris Johnson is in this club. People were too focused on his candyfloss hair and bumbling manner to realise how awful he actually is. Terrible Prime Minister.

        I've never seen him or Nigel Farage in a suit that fits. It's an attempt to distance them from the establishment.

  • @conditional_soup@lemm.ee
    hexbear
    15
    edit-2
    5 months ago

    The Nazi ideal: a young man with blonde hair, blue eyes, rippling abs, boulder shoulders, glutes that could press-weld steel plates together, uh... Where were we? Oh, yeah, clean-shaven, neatly manicured, and upright. You know, for reasons of the state.

    The Nazis:

    • RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      hexbear
      5
      5 months ago

      In my Headcanon, Hitler and the other Nazi leaders were just gay and were super into young, ripped, blonde Guys and wanted to see as many of them as possible.

      • Cromalin [she/her]
        hexbear
        17
        5 months ago

        hey it's not amazing to imply that nazis were all gay, given the number of queer people killed by them

        • RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          hexbear
          7
          5 months ago

          Oh i didn't want to imply that. It's just a funny thought in my head that Hitler just wanted to see muscular tall blonde young guys all day.

          I myself am queer and the thought about the horrors they brought is nothing to laugh about.

          But that little thought, Hitler sitting in his office, looking at Photographs of the newest recrutes and UwU'ing about them is funny to me

  • Awoo [she/her]
    hexbear
    12
    5 months ago

    Can't believe someone could look at themselves in the mirror and leave the house like that tbh I'd stay inside for weeks.

    • CoralMarks [he/him]
      hexbear
      4
      5 months ago

      I'd rather just shave it all off instead of having to know I look like this

  • RNAi [he/him]
    hexbear
    8
    5 months ago

    Bad haircuts are key to win elections tho:

    bojo tromp ancaptain

  • SerLava [he/him]
    hexbear
    3
    5 months ago

    this man is going to be the Estonian prime minister