Lol I literally had my roommates hair in me just now and I thought it was mine

My girlfriend has that thick black Asian hair that is like steel cable. It gets everywhere. The hairs collect in the dark crevices of my flat, and then they tangle up with each other and form giant hair spiders that get caught on my socks so that I end up thinking I am being chased by giant hair spiders.

I find them everywhere. In my last job I found one inside one of our servers. It's actually insane how pervasive they are. I have asked her to shave her head but she doesn't seem keen.