“This isn’t anything special. It’s pretty basic”

“This isn’t hard. I can do this myself at home”

“Why are you spending money on this? It’s literally just [lists ingredients]”

Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up im trying to enjoy this fucking meal why do you tag along and waste my money and time

  • Prole_Strongman [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I always ordered food off the menu that I know I either can’t cook myself or don’t have the time And patience for. Although I’ve ordered cheeseburgers from time to time.

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Also making a single cheeseburger leaves you with a bunch of leftovers, or committing to eating cheeseburgers for a while, or being hideously inefficient buying ingredients

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        I've started cooking inhumanly large meals and freezing a bunch of them for depression days (also known as, days that end in 'y'). Works p good, even for stuff like burgers. I just pop 'em in the oven to defrost/reheat them.

        • keepcarrot [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          I need to do a freezer clean. I am loathe to throw stuff out though

          • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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            3 years ago

            I just did one of those it was hell. I had to eat some really nasty fucking vegan chicky tendies, but they were still edible, so...

            edit: I'm actually insanely blessed to even have a chest freezer. I won it in a radio contest in 1999.

            • keepcarrot [she/her]
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              3 years ago

              We have a small fridge that came with the rental split between 3 people. Fridge/freezer real estate is premium.