accept graciously and don't press him, since I hear he's pretty shy.

Which one of your fictional sons do you hate most?

I let him do a shot first.

I take his airplane keys from him so he doesn't crash it.

Have a great fucking time. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford would be fun to hang out with

Fall over and puke on his shoes, apparently.

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Act normal and nurse my tumbler full of vodka

I ask if I can get a lift home in his plane.

Say thank you and tell everyone the next day that Indiana Jones handed me a drink.