he's keeping the corn stored, so that the liberalizing influence of corn syrup doesn't allow the anti-christ into china.
unironically I think corn is inherently evil at this point. I'm very spiritual and it just does not vibe well. I mean, I read native Americans would break the corn down with acid before eating it, maybe that's how to destroy the demons it releases.
he's keeping the corn stored, so that the liberalizing influence of corn syrup doesn't allow the anti-christ into china.
unironically I think corn is inherently evil at this point. I'm very spiritual and it just does not vibe well. I mean, I read native Americans would break the corn down with acid before eating it, maybe that's how to destroy the demons it releases.
i can confirm this is how it works.
source: am acid
Corn is an SCP that creates revisionism
David Lynch?
You sound exactly like a spanish conquistador letter
Thank you bows slightly
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oh, sorry I wasn't clear. Corn is a vessel of the antichrist.