You must log in or register to comment.
he's keeping the corn stored, so that the liberalizing influence of corn syrup doesn't allow the anti-christ into china.
unironically I think corn is inherently evil at this point. I'm very spiritual and it just does not vibe well. I mean, I read native Americans would break the corn down with acid before eating it, maybe that's how to destroy the demons it releases.
I read native Americans would break the corn down with acid before eating it, maybe that’s how to destroy the demons it releases.
i can confirm this is how it works.
source: am acid
Meanwhile, off screen: :antelope-popcorn: :meow-popcorn: :party-parrot-popcorn: :popcorn-time:
