Tesla is building a humanoid robot to do manual labor and this is up there with his idiotic hyper loop projects in being a perfect example of his insane obsession with form over function because FuUTuRee.

Proposed tasks for the product are ones that are "dangerous, repetitive and boring", such as providing manufacturing assistance.

This week, Mr Musk told investors the humanoid robot's first application would be at a Tesla plant "moving parts around the factory, or something like that". But in the future, he sees it helping solve labour shortages.

Tesla Bot will measure 5'8" (173 cm) tall and weigh 125lbs (57 kg) [...] and have a carrying capacity of 45 lb (20 kg).

Elon thought to himself "wow wouldn't it be like really futuristic if we had humanoid robots working in our factories" and then decided that was a good idea. We have thousands, thousands of machines that can do repetitive, boring tasks like these better than any human ever could. There is literally no practical reason to confine your machine to human form, which is absolutely not optimal for pretty much anything.

2 legs are stupidly impractical, they make you slow and incredibly easy to push over compared to something with 4 legs, let alone something with wheels. Even just walking is a balancing act. 2 legs are the reason this billion-dollar-punchline can only carry a pathetic 20 kilograms.

The only, and I mean the only reason this is done is because it looks futuristic. In practice, it's a massive step backwards and it will make any work place perform worse than without them. Elon doesn't want "machines", those don't look like the future, he needs "robots". Robots which are, in practice, just humans but worse.

  • Circra [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It's gonna be the whole Nazi Volkswagen idea but even sadder and smelling of crusted semen.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      :kombucha-disgust: jesus fucking christ step away from the lathe

      • Circra [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Nahhh no worries that ones far too out there to come true I think.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      They will be branded as Volksroboter and have a vaguely Nazi-chic logo made up of the letters VR in a circle.

      • Circra [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        All gonna be fun and games till the battery fires start and chumps across the world wind up in A&E with that logo scorched into them.

      • Chapo0114 [comrade/them, he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I know Hitler had Volkswagen created by (Porche iirc) to be the people's vehicle in early Nazi germany. Folks needed something to drive on the autobahn and the slaves needed something to build.

        • kristina [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          oh i know it just made it sound like the nazis made some leather pussies into the seats or some shit lmfao

          • Circra [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            I mean I bet there were plenty of fucked up incels in the party so maybe something like that.