I followed this recipe. I’ve made a couple pizzas in my life but this was easily the best. Recipe so simple I couldn’t screw it up. Though clearly there’s some magic to shaping the pizza that I don’t know. I had to try a few times to get the uneven square you see here. But it’s a lot better than the ellipse (with one end much thicker than the other) I made on my first attempt. Cheese is just a mix of mozzarella and sharp cheddar, nothing special. Tasted real good though.
Huh.
Do you… do you think that might be good, though? Like, I’ve never actually eaten any maybe it tastes great.
I doubt it, while I also haven't tasted dog poop, I have smelled it. I won't rule out that the taste is better than the smell but still I must remain doubtful.
I’m telling you, eating dog poop might be the key to getting out of the simulation.