I followed this recipe. I’ve made a couple pizzas in my life but this was easily the best. Recipe so simple I couldn’t screw it up. Though clearly there’s some magic to shaping the pizza that I don’t know. I had to try a few times to get the uneven square you see here. But it’s a lot better than the ellipse (with one end much thicker than the other) I made on my first attempt. Cheese is just a mix of mozzarella and sharp cheddar, nothing special. Tasted real good though.
thank you for marking this nsfw
not just because of the meat, but the rest of it too
Lol. Looking at the pic again, it does look like uncooked dough. I promise that in person it was a light brown.
i'm sorry, it was probably delicious and I would definitely taste it if presented to me, but this looks like dog poop on bread :blob-no-thoughts:
Huh.
Do you… do you think that might be good, though? Like, I’ve never actually eaten any maybe it tastes great.
I doubt it, while I also haven't tasted dog poop, I have smelled it. I won't rule out that the taste is better than the smell but still I must remain doubtful.
I’m telling you, eating dog poop might be the key to getting out of the simulation.
that... uh crust is just a loaf of bread that's not cooked properly
Point taken that it’s not a proper golden brown, but it seemed cooked. It was crispy, and lightly browned.
Look at the other posts of terrible food I’ve made, it’s fairly obvious.
I would make the sausage pieces smaller, and put on some veg to pretend its healthy. But ngl, I would eat this one too. As for the shaping: Check this out This guys channel is pretty cool for bready stuff in general
put on some veg to pretend its healthy.
what do you mean "pretend", randomly tossing half a bell pepper in the general direction of the dough turns every pizza into a superfood and this will be my hill to die on, thank you very much :sicko-instapot:
Never ever put cheddar on pizza ever again. :waluigi-stalin: :AyyyyyOC-big:
