• RootVegetable [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Sources say the accident was caused by an incident at the dynamite aisle causing a Rube Goldberg-esque cascade of anvils a few aisles over culminating in a grand piano that was suspended from a rope falling onto the cheese. They also claim that a bystander was crushed by said piano but they promptly popped out of the center with piano keys where their teeth were