BREAKING: Senator John Fetterman's wife Gisele deletes all pictures with him on social media.
According to reports she is currently single.
BREAKING: According to close friends, John Fetterman's wife Gisele was targeted for her husband's rabid support for Israel.
This is being cited as the primary reason for their separation. It remains to be seen if Fetterman can talk about anything other than Israel.
Depression has announced a new phase of the war.
Divorce seems to break the male brain like nothing else. I'm so curious to see what happens with him now. He's going to go full monkey with Israel in a way that makes their own propaganda look normal.
He's googling "hot local IDF singles in my area" rn
This is a real phenomenon I have witnessed IRL, I am fascinated by the psychology behind it.
My working theory is called “The Mark Corrigan Theory”, named after the character on Peep Show. That character doesn’t even really seem to want to be married per se. But he does want to appear like a normal person who is definitely not some lonely weirdo (because he IS a lonely weirdo). Marriage confers a certain social status on guys. And not only does divorce rip that away, but these guys haven’t been on a date in 15-20 years and they have no idea how it all works and they aren’t in their prime anymore so that’s scary af to them. Louis CK sucks but his bit about divorce is spot on: getting divorced is like being in a time machine. Except it’s a really shitty time machine because however much time has passed, that’s how long you were actually in the machine.