I hate when people use young age as some insult as if 14 year olds are just idiots incapable of making accurate observations about how fucked something is for the environment, or just how fucked the environment is in general. They're going to have to live more of their lives with the consequences than you. And it's made extra dumb here by pairing it with something 14 year olds can't even do, drive. They don't even have any choice in their method of transportation.
But also even as adults we kinda don't have much choice in our transportation. Our cities are built to be car dependent. You can't not drive a car. Doesn't he live in LA? He should know this. It's not hypocrisy, we literally don't have a choice. While we absolutely do have a choice not buy those dumbass jpegs.
and the planes they fly
Again, we don't have much choice, there isn't exactly a high speed rail network to get to further away destinations.
This doesn't sound like his usual nonsensical humor. It sounds suspiciously like that conservative thing where they try to tell a joke, get way too mad halfway through to think clearly and instead make a barely coherent rant
So you believe that he actually thinks 14 year olds drive cars and fly planes? This sounds like a joke he'd make. Same with AA batteries. This is pretty much his schtick
I think that last part, unless u/FreakingSpy is correct, is just a really dated idea of energy consumption to back when every gizmo had batteries. everything charges now so it seems like a very out of touch thing to say. Like he thinks we all live in the 90's/early aughts while he lives in the crazy digital future.
I hate when people use young age as some insult as if 14 year olds are just idiots incapable of making accurate observations about how fucked something is for the environment, or just how fucked the environment is in general. They're going to have to live more of their lives with the consequences than you. And it's made extra dumb here by pairing it with something 14 year olds can't even do, drive. They don't even have any choice in their method of transportation.
But also even as adults we kinda don't have much choice in our transportation. Our cities are built to be car dependent. You can't not drive a car. Doesn't he live in LA? He should know this. It's not hypocrisy, we literally don't have a choice. While we absolutely do have a choice not buy those dumbass jpegs.
Again, we don't have much choice, there isn't exactly a high speed rail network to get to further away destinations.
wtf is he even talking about here?
This doesn't sound like his usual nonsensical humor. It sounds suspiciously like that conservative thing where they try to tell a joke, get way too mad halfway through to think clearly and instead make a barely coherent rant
The absurdist comedian might be being absurd for comedy
Honestly it doesn't sound like it.
So you believe that he actually thinks 14 year olds drive cars and fly planes? This sounds like a joke he'd make. Same with AA batteries. This is pretty much his schtick
I think it's more like what /u/FreakingSpy said.
So, instead of pressing backspace he tried to save his boomer humor with absurdity?
I think that last part, unless u/FreakingSpy is correct, is just a really dated idea of energy consumption to back when every gizmo had batteries. everything charges now so it seems like a very out of touch thing to say. Like he thinks we all live in the 90's/early aughts while he lives in the crazy digital future.
This might even be the joke