• inshallah2 [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I didn't (and still don't) know a thing about the context and I didn't even consider that. You're probably right.

  • cybernetsoc [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Damn, I've only been out of university for a few years and they suddenly get cool?

  • Puffin [any, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I can guarantee you this is just an event where the university hands out condoms.

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Me too. I want to be young again so I could go to the right school...

      "Inshallah2, where are you going?"

      "To the bonfire orgy."

      "Nah - don't go there. That one's lame. Come with us to the orgy/rave under the main cafeteria."

      "Under?"

      "In the basement. The rave is entirely illegal. The sprinkler system shoots out—"

      A sexy girl looks right at me and says "Don't tell him that. It ruins the magic for the unexperienced."

      "I'm goin' with you guys."

      —————————————————————

      I'm probably okay. It's probably not like the opening scene in Blade. Probably.

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        my uni had this very exclusive secret society located just off campus in an otherwise anonymous looking house. it was all about smoking weed and getting drunk practically every day/night. it was so exclusive, i was the only one who knew about it.

    • wantonviolins [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I may or may not have attended university, but the university in my hometown definitely had orgies. No one I knew personally was invited, but some friends of friends were.

      However, I did know people who went to RISD and/or Brown and they got invited to like four or five orgies in their first two years there, so I have to assume the richer the school the more unhinged the parties.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        the richer the school the more unhinged the parties

        Went to UT and the Greeks all got pretty wild. Not a coincidence that they had so many rich kids in attendance

  • GenXen [any, any]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Isn't Laura one of the "white birth rates are dropping" types? You'd think this would be good news to them.

  • trabpukcip [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    People having fun and being nice to each other? FOR FREE? Not on my watch!