Sex when you're single is feast or famine. You meet someone and you're falling all over each other, bodily fluids flying everywhere for a few weeks. And then you break up and go six weeks (or months or maybe even years) dry as a bone.
Sex when you're married is the thing you do when you realize you haven't had sex in a while and you've got a few hours between grocery shopping and picking the kids up from soccer practice, so lets bang one out real qu- AH MY BACK! I should have stretched first! Why am I so OLD!!!
Sex when you're single is feast or famine. You meet someone and you're falling all over each other, bodily fluids flying everywhere for a few weeks. And then you break up and go six weeks (or months or maybe even years) dry as a bone.
Sex when you're married is the thing you do when you realize you haven't had sex in a while and you've got a few hours between grocery shopping and picking the kids up from soccer practice, so lets bang one out real qu- AH MY BACK! I should have stretched first! Why am I so OLD!!!
1.5 times a week is plenty
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