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this is too good of a dunk tank post to be here
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Oh so you're just saying old people get up earlier yeah everyone already knew that thanks
Also sleeps fewer hours but hobbies include sleeping. This is so lazy. Must've been made by a dirty night owl.
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mother fucker this is like saying you prefer left twix over right twix
Sex when you're single is feast or famine. You meet someone and you're falling all over each other, bodily fluids flying everywhere for a few weeks. And then you break up and go six weeks (or months or maybe even years) dry as a bone.
Sex when you're married is the thing you do when you realize you haven't had sex in a while and you've got a few hours between grocery shopping and picking the kids up from soccer practice, so lets bang one out real qu- AH MY BACK! I should have stretched first! Why am I so OLD!!!
Night Owls are the harm reduction candidate. Yeah they have sex twice a week and use Instagram but if you don't
then the Early Birds will get in and have even more sex and use Facebook.Also, the Night Owls love to sleep! Sure, you might be getting an hour less sleep, even though it's listed as a hobby on their campaign website, but they had to make that concession because they're the adults in the room and if you don't understand why you're just being childish and immature.
My favorite part is the night owls hobby is sleeping, but they sleep less than the early bird.
In my personal experience, hobbies are the exact reason night owls don't get sleep, and those hobbies sure as shit aren't sleeping
I am the fabled Early Owl, who sleeps [who knows how many] hours and has sex zero times a week
People who are in bed by 9:30 are famous for fucking all the time
we all know you're angry at the lack of early owl representation
Hate this kind of hustle-grind pop psychology bullshit
Well do I I have an extremely well timed Citations Needed episode for YOU:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE0PS8Pq1wo
I'm glad I didn't get sucked into this shit when I was younger
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
they are both sleep deprived
