Fuck - Marx, bloke was a constant whirlwind of booze and was low-key hot in a trainwreck sorta way, probably deceptively good stamina if that story of him outrunning Peelers is anything to go by.
Marry - Lenin, apparently big into his fitness so I'd definitely appreciate a partner I could work out alongside.
Kill - Stalin, unpopular opinion, don't care much about the man. Consider him a worthy sacrifice so I can give Marx a little Hegelian Dialectdick.
Fuck - Marx, bloke was a constant whirlwind of booze and was low-key hot in a trainwreck sorta way, probably deceptively good stamina if that story of him outrunning Peelers is anything to go by.
Marry - Lenin, apparently big into his fitness so I'd definitely appreciate a partner I could work out alongside.
Kill - Stalin, unpopular opinion, don't care much about the man. Consider him a worthy sacrifice so I can give Marx a little Hegelian Dialectdick.