what it said on the tin
Marx was a good husband, marry
Lenin was a fitness bro, and as a short king almost certainly a generous lover.
Poor Stalin…, but he drank himself there anyways so he can’t complain too much
oh fug you mean the western pop media about the father of gommulizm might not have provided me an accurate account of his life, character, ideas, and body of work? oh shid oh fugk
Stalin would always want to binge-watch old Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. You could probably get him hooked on both Deadwood and Longmire. Longmire would be his gateway drug into all things Katee Sackhoff-adjacent, which is how you end up shitfaced on top shelf vodka and arguing over Marxist analysis of Battlestar Galactica.
marx was like nasty as hell i dont want him in my house for an extended period, so fuck him
lenin was cool af marry him
sorry stalin
marry Lenin, fick Stalin’s smexy mustarshe face and kill Marx sorry babe
Fuck Stalin, he's the hottest and would be a great top.
Marx was a fucking mess and would make a terrible husband, so Lenin is married by default.
Sorry Marx.
Fuck - Marx, bloke was a constant whirlwind of booze and was low-key hot in a trainwreck sorta way, probably deceptively good stamina if that story of him outrunning Peelers is anything to go by.
Marry - Lenin, apparently big into his fitness so I'd definitely appreciate a partner I could work out alongside.
Kill - Stalin, unpopular opinion, don't care much about the man. Consider him a worthy sacrifice so I can give Marx a little Hegelian Dialectdick.
I honestly don't think I could take any of them in a fight right now. Especially Marx. I'm pretty sure Karl was a biter.
im sorry, love
