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If you are feeling lost and directionless in life, sometimes the best thing you can do for your spiritual well-being is to kill a lawn. If you've already killed your lawn then you can kill someone else's - with or without permission, it doesn't matter. Damaging (or vandalizing) turf grass is one of the most emotionally fulfilling things that one can do in the United States of America.
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Thanks, GFY.
unlimited genocide upon lawns
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