A coworker of mine is close with some Air Force captains and higher ups. He went to an event this weekend and when talking with them he learned that they are not permitted to transport nukes anymore because of some pretty colossal fuck ups. Usually when transporting nukes/warheads it’s a big convoy, soldiers, helicopters, police, etc. Well recently they fucked up and did none of that. Just sent some semis loaded up with warheads along with no protection or anything. Upon one trucks arrival to a base, they didn’t even know what it was and just let it sit on base for a while. One truck allegedly broke down at a truck stop and sat there for days. The level of gross incompetence is funny to me. I have no sources for this info.. just word of mouth. But I don’t believe my coworker would just make that shit up for no reason.
Movie idea: a truck driver stops at a truck stop to piss and on their way out they bump into some guy and they both drop their keys. They return to the parking lot to find an identical truck next to their and they click the lock button to figure out which ones which. They get in and drive off, only realizing they got the wrong truck when they try unloading a truck full of frozen veggies only to find a nuke has taken the shipments place.
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Perfect, just gotta pitch this and we got a blockbuster. I'm thinking a sort of mouse that roared/buried on Sunday sort of plot
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The guys at the nuclear silo frantically pushing the button at signs of Russian launches and 16 tons of rotten cabbage is launched towards Moscow at supersonic speeds, while a trucker is desperately trying to unload a warhead on eBay so he won't get black bagged