• hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Picturing your dad delivering his Applebee's order like a samurai in a Kurosawa movie to some 17 year old Indian girl born in Minnesota.

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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      3 years ago

      We used to go to this bbq place and everybody there was Latino but definitely born in America, and he’d be like “tüü! …. Tüü chahp beef!!” And they’d be like “you want a chopped beef sandwich sir..?” And he’d be like “si si… tu shahp beef” and I’d just try to look as apologetic as i could lol

      • princeofsin [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        tüü! …. Tüü chahp beef!!

        si si… tu shahp beef

        I am laughing because its really fucking stupid.