The year is 1805. Local pugilist, Wally Wallop, experiments with various diets to keep himself in top form.

It was then he tried cutting all animal products from his diet.

One day he noticed he was winning more boxing matches. He took his boxing gloves off. His fists had turned into turnips.

Later that night he checked his reflection. His nipples had also turned into turnips and the rest of his body had become carrot-like.

One day his manager knocked on his locker door. No answer. Only a bowl of salad was found.