Man of Steel, you say? :stalin-shining:

He can actually fly but only across picket lines

Supervillain idea: Scabman

Fact Check: FALSE

You could still use your HP™ printer to re-enact that scene from The Office. Three pinnochios.

I had a flight that would cost $600 to go from airport A -> B -> C, but going with the same flight from B -> C was $800 (I even live closer to airport B than to A)

Of course they wouldn't let me book the cheaper ABC ticket and join the flight at B.

President Cop reporting for duty :top-cop:

Hell wouldn't be that funny

Eagerly awaiting the next time our rotting infrastructure allows me to look into the heavens.

The one argument in favor of moving to Texas

The US military stock weapons are all discarded for being "idealist", and replaced by vaguely AK looking "materialist" rifles.

:meow-coffee: ☕🍵🫖🌿 茶 TEA 茶 ☕🍵🫖🌿 :maduro-coffee:

I always recommend Dersu Uzala, and it's usually uploaded on youtube

It's a Soviet movie directed by Akira Kurosawa

looks at porky

"I can fix him"

I wouldn't be able to tell the difference, no

Finland isn't real

If you are still in pain, ask your doctor to prescribe extra microplastics

Great Man Theory < Large Adult Son Theory

bet it was some failson whos dad got the project approved to boost his kids' career

western imperialist nations actively sabotaging diplomatic efforts

By the way, do we have any direct evidence of this? It would be useful.

The world of finance is such a fucking scam

:programming-communism: