Shakespeare. A lot of his plots are dull and read like a fever dream. Also I couldn't get over how blatantly irresponsible writing Macbeth was, he made a play about witches trying to kill a king to be performed in front of a king (read unstable warlord) who was genuinely worried about that. Making Macbeth given the environment of the witchhunts was murder in the same way Manson is a murderer and it's crazy that a man so blatantly unprincipled is talked up like this great dude