Its pretty much the most American headline I can think of

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    It is our national bird after all, it's only fair that it also be terminally lead poisoned!

    I'm about to do my patriotic duty and go get lead poisoning myself.

    • The_Champsky [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      You jest, but when people learn that lead makes people less intelligent and more sadistic, it will be marketed as an "anti-soy" to make people more manly.