i don't know if this is an unpopular opinion on here but i really, really can't stand gta 5 anymore. i've completed it 3 times since its release, and my dislike of it has grown the further left i've gone. apart from the outright bigoted ""jokes"" in the game, (which are enough to condemn it in my eyes) i just can't force myself to watch its non-committal satire that's so broad and blurry that it makes any interpretation of it plausible. there was one analysis of the game on youtube that brought up the same thing, and ofc there were people in the comments unironically saying "the game makes fun of everyone equally, it's like south park!!"

also, jesus christ, every character is so goddamn loud and obnoxious and unlikable. even the villains are bland. in every other gta game i've played, i've either liked or even loved the main character. in gta 5 it's just hard to watch a lot of the cutscenes because of how unlikable the main characters are. i dunno if that's on me though, i feel like most people loved them.

the gameplay is also less enjoyable than something like gta 4 for me personally. the combat, for example, lost so much of its appeal when they toned down the euphoria physics engine for npcs. in gta 4 (and rdr2 for that matter) enemies reacted very believably when shot, or pushed, or punched. i have no idea why they took that away from gta 5. the driving is good, at least, although i also learned to love the gta 4 driving system which was hated by most people it seems.

i could talk about gta online but we all know that shit sucks

  • zeal0telite [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The characters have nothing to achieve.

    Part of the fun in GTA (to me anyway) was always the increasing wealth and wackier/deadlier missions as the game progresses.

    Franklin is the only character who has any real chance for growth because Michael has already won, and Trevor doesn't care if he wins because he just likes the violence. You do one mission about halfway through the game and go from a small house you live in with your aunt to literally Vinewood hills mansion.

    The thing that really kicks the story off is a full blown heist where you rob a jewelry store and it's honestly too big a job for that early in the game.

    Earlier GTA games would have you throw a brick at some guys window, or go collect some money from someone and you'd get given a bat and a pistol to smash up their car.

    San Andreas basically has a character call up CJ when you're doing criminal enterprise shit and be like "hey remember when you actually cared about your gang members and Los Santos? Fuck you!". It's an important part of his character and the story.

    GTA online feels like it has way better progression. Early missions are doing gangbanger shit and then 100 levels later you're flying a jetpack to go kill fake Elon Musk who wants to end the world with his evil AI.