i don't know if this is an unpopular opinion on here but i really, really can't stand gta 5 anymore. i've completed it 3 times since its release, and my dislike of it has grown the further left i've gone. apart from the outright bigoted ""jokes"" in the game, (which are enough to condemn it in my eyes) i just can't force myself to watch its non-committal satire that's so broad and blurry that it makes any interpretation of it plausible. there was one analysis of the game on youtube that brought up the same thing, and ofc there were people in the comments unironically saying "the game makes fun of everyone equally, it's like south park!!"

also, jesus christ, every character is so goddamn loud and obnoxious and unlikable. even the villains are bland. in every other gta game i've played, i've either liked or even loved the main character. in gta 5 it's just hard to watch a lot of the cutscenes because of how unlikable the main characters are. i dunno if that's on me though, i feel like most people loved them.

the gameplay is also less enjoyable than something like gta 4 for me personally. the combat, for example, lost so much of its appeal when they toned down the euphoria physics engine for npcs. in gta 4 (and rdr2 for that matter) enemies reacted very believably when shot, or pushed, or punched. i have no idea why they took that away from gta 5. the driving is good, at least, although i also learned to love the gta 4 driving system which was hated by most people it seems.

i could talk about gta online but we all know that shit sucks

  • regularassbitch [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    i have a few thoughts:

    1. Trevor Phillips is basically the same character as Rick Sanchez except he's not being written by someone who is using fiction as a substitute for self-improvement
    2. the only good relationship in that game is between Lamar and Franklin. it's sweet and the new DLC improves and expands upon it
    3. speaking of the new DLC, I have spoken many times on here about how fucking awful that story was. GTA V has ceased to even be the vanilla ice cream of gaming and has now just become a vehicle to jerk off a 50-year-old serial abuser multimillionaire and pretend he has any relevance in modern culture. legitimately it feels like he just asked to be the most badass one in a game about murderers. the conclusion of the story is Dr. Dre rapping with his little buddy before you go fetch a guy for him to murder with his golf club. i'm definitely not educated enough to get into it but it's fucking painful to see that the only real tools the guy has are a ridiculous amount of money to pay people who actually work and a golf club, a literal symbol of his wealth and status