The Kremlin on Monday declined to say whether or not Russian President Vladimir Putin would grant an interview to U.S. journalist Tucker Carlson - or whether he was in Moscow.
If he actually interviews Putin we are reaching new highs of comedy
the sexual tension in the air is palpable, Tucker and Putin rarely break eye contact during the interview, the passion clearly growing in their eyes. after some time of this back and fourth Tucker stands up mid response, he had long since lost interest in the content of Putin's replies, he had already heard everything he needed to hear. "mr. president, I respect you as a man, but I cannot wait any longer for this" proclaims Tucker, before throwing himself at the Russian president, wrapping his arms around Putin's back and firmly locking his lips onto those of the leader he was there to interview, moving so quickly and with such force that the chair Putin was sitting on falls backwards, throwing the intertwined couple to the floor. a KGB officer who had been just out of frame leaps into action, running to try and pull Tucker off the president, but as they each take a breath for air Putin uses the brief moment to order the officer to stand down, before they resume their impassioned kiss sprawled out on the floor. by the next time each pulls back to take their breath, their positions have changed, now Tucker lays back to the floor, with his legs wrapped around Putin's waist as the president lays on top of the interviewer, one hand holding himself up and the other stroking Tucker's hair. Just before the pair go back in for a third kiss, the KGB officer cuts off the camera feed, leaving audiences all around the world stunned by what they had just seen.
what if he and putin kissed GAYLY together??
the sexual tension in the air is palpable, Tucker and Putin rarely break eye contact during the interview, the passion clearly growing in their eyes. after some time of this back and fourth Tucker stands up mid response, he had long since lost interest in the content of Putin's replies, he had already heard everything he needed to hear. "mr. president, I respect you as a man, but I cannot wait any longer for this" proclaims Tucker, before throwing himself at the Russian president, wrapping his arms around Putin's back and firmly locking his lips onto those of the leader he was there to interview, moving so quickly and with such force that the chair Putin was sitting on falls backwards, throwing the intertwined couple to the floor. a KGB officer who had been just out of frame leaps into action, running to try and pull Tucker off the president, but as they each take a breath for air Putin uses the brief moment to order the officer to stand down, before they resume their impassioned kiss sprawled out on the floor. by the next time each pulls back to take their breath, their positions have changed, now Tucker lays back to the floor, with his legs wrapped around Putin's waist as the president lays on top of the interviewer, one hand holding himself up and the other stroking Tucker's hair. Just before the pair go back in for a third kiss, the KGB officer cuts off the camera feed, leaving audiences all around the world stunned by what they had just seen.