Anonymous sources close to the kremlin say that Putin invaded Ukraine in order to strengthen the power of the Havana Syndrome. “The president told us that the Ukrainians are hiding some sort of artifact in Chernobyl,” said one intelligence official. “Apparently it will grant the user unimaginable powers.” The official also added that Putin is specifically interested in “the zone,” but he did not say why.
other than making Eastern Europe and the populated parts of Russia uninhabitable for 20,000 years, what exactly would they do with it? :blob-no-thoughts:
Anonymous sources close to the kremlin say that Putin invaded Ukraine in order to strengthen the power of the Havana Syndrome. “The president told us that the Ukrainians are hiding some sort of artifact in Chernobyl,” said one intelligence official. “Apparently it will grant the user unimaginable powers.” The official also added that Putin is specifically interested in “the zone,” but he did not say why.
Putin is going to weaponise the elephant's foot
:meow-knit: oh shi oh fuc
i the before times, wars were decided with military might and strategy... now there is only The Elephant Foot Trebuchet
other than making Eastern Europe and the populated parts of Russia uninhabitable for 20,000 years, what exactly would they do with it? :blob-no-thoughts: