No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called "Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack" while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.
I'm not including any of the Jersey ones in this assessment
NJ isn't trashy beach towns, it's beachy trash towns
Kiss'er where it smells, take her to New Jersey!