No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called "Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack" while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.
Based on my dad's t shirt collection some of those tourist shirts actually have a decent lifespan. He's still got one with a big spear fish on it from the early 90s.
I still have an orange cap with a dolphin on it from when I was a kid lol. Mid 2000s.