Onion articles are writing itself: Western Military Observers shocked that Russians are not commiting war crimes like they did in Iraq and Afghanistan. - When we were in Middle East, we started to wreck shit up, shelling with depleted uranium, bombing villages. I'm suprised that Russian are such weak bitches - retired col. said. - My men have PTSD and are homeless but at least we protected special interests of Oil Companies and the ruling class.
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My sweet summer child. Your efforts to predict the future by trying to understand each party's material interests failed (somewhat). Therefore, all of our baseless/racist hysteria must be correct.
They don't, they're just talking bollocks. Russia is announcing incoming strikes and safe routes out of danger and neither the Ukrainian or Western press is helping to spread it.
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