CW: breaking of volcel pledge, also cringe topic, but if you need a break from war stuff, here you go
Edit: I realize now that the boyfriends think it is bjs are demeaning. I originally thought that she was saying the boyfriends thought it was demeaning not to get bjs. Lmao. That makes this even more intriguing
5 TRAINING ROUTINES FOR STRONGER TONGUE MUSCLES
TOP 7 DIETARY SUPLEMENTS TO ENHANCE YOUR APNEA PERFORMANCE.
ENLARGE YOUR TONGUE
GORILLA JAWS
brb convincing joe rogan to inject hgh directly into his tongue
"Dude, so gorillas, gorillas are these massive beasts everyone knows. Alpha males silver backs protecting their harems and fighting each other. But hear this, the professors went there to Africa and noticed one thing: Gorillas have small penises, that's true, 5 cm at best. Imagine this beast of 150 kg of pure muscles. They are the peak of manliness but they have small penises. People get freaked out when knowing about this, but they miss the important thing: they have insane mouth strenght, their lips, their jaws, their tongues. That's where the testosterone is going. You know it, high T, strong jaws. They use their muscles to fight other alpha males, but they aren't using their penises to please their harems. Get it? That's raw alpha maleness used correctly.
Listen, listen, high T, strong jaws. What for? Crack open coconuts? Of course not, we evolved past that. Gorillas too, gorillas don't live where the coconuts are. Human was created either in Kenya or in the middle east, but there are no coconuts there. So what else can it be? It is that. Listen,
You know when you are doing it correctly, they are gonna try squeaze your head. Oh yes, they will. They unconsciously try to immobilize you and suffocate you. It's an ancient reflex. But that's the test, it's their instinct to test you, to test your lung capacity, your neck strenght and jaw strenght, they test you with their hips strenght, it's their reproductive genes versus your reproductive genes. And man, you gotta fight it, you gotta pass the test, pass the test by keep going at it. "
is that a real quote I honestly can't tell at this point
Thanks, I have never listened that dipshit, I just imagined a generic roider brain
I hate you and I love you.
So you're basically my dad.
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