Tmw you profiteer off of a settler-colonial project that gets the [K-slur]s out of your sight and makes them useful as instruments of slaughtering the Afro-Asiatic Hordes(tm). Tmw you're happy to see Jews and Arabs killing each other because that means you don't have to do it yourself, and you'd rather see that than Jews and Arabs as a united force against imperialism. Tmw you're given free reign to decide what is and isn't antisemitic because you have a certified "Jewish Friend" from one whole Europe away. Tmw as long as you can obscure the settler-colonial relationship with the ol reliable "3000 years" line you can act like "wow why are the Israelis and Palestinians both so violent to each other? Must be something in their... genes, maybe? Just kidding... Unless?"

Tmw you can't say any of this out loud and you have to temporarily concede white privilege to the Israeli Jews and talk about the "only democracy in the Middle East!" because the Overton window isn't Quisling enough to say the quiet parts out loud, and until then settler-colonial imperialist game has to recognize settler-colonial imperialist game with this liberal bullshit. Overton window doesn't pose many restrictions for complaining about Muslims and Arabs though, so you can just fire away with the same dehumanizing and conspiratorial rhetoric you're one day gonna openly use for Jews as well

Insert emojis of Qin Shi Huangdi setting fire to the Norwegian flag here