Bigger scandal is blessing owners of course

  • plinky [he/him]
    hexagon
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    9 months ago

    Despite our resident skeptics and catholic church being shit, prolly best pope in 2000 (950) years

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    i dont give a fuck about church history, so if there were better popes, i would like to know meow-floppy

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      There were funnier popes like the one that tried his predecessor for heresy but the dude was dead so they dug him up and tried the corpse.

      • theposterformerlyknownasgood
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        9 months ago

        The funny part is that he was found guilty, punished, had his papacy nullified and had his remains thrown in the tiber. THEN someone found the remains and declared them a holy relic that performed miracles. THEN the next pope declared the cadaver trial null and void and had the cardinals involved with the trial excommunicated. THEN a couple popes later the trial was actually declared correct and the papacy was renullified, then later popes re-re condemned tbe cadaver trial and had the cadaver unnullified as pope.

      • plinky [he/him]
        hexagon
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        9 months ago

        If another (former hitler jugend) reactionary pope arrives, francis better be ready lenin-sleeping