I didn't think I was deceiving myself and nobody has ever called me out on this. I have been 171cm every time I have measured myself for years and years and years, ever since I was a teenager. Now I measure myself again and I find out I'm 165.

Honestly this explains a lot though as for a long time I thought statistics were just fucking with me and everybody in London was between 6'1 and 6'6. I am ready to embrace my new life as a Wolverine.

Edit:

I grew another 2cm today

2nd edit:

Turns out I was reading 100cm plus 67 inches