instead of a debate this year they will square off like real men

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Pictured: The best candidate the DNC has to offer.

The absurdity of this just keeps piling up.

• Biden's memory & brain totally fails in public
• "His memory is fine, it's just a stutter"
• It keeps happening
• "He's fine, this is ageism"
• Like Trump, he faces criminal prosecution for mishandling and keeping state secrets
• "It wasn't a crime, he's just senile"
• "A jury wouldn't convict me because I'm a confused old man"
• Biden gets off, not able to stand trial
• "If he's not able to stand trial, how can he run the country for another five years?"
• "Actually my memory is fine"
• "So you lied to criminal investigators and faked an illness to get out of criminal charges?"
• Biden's brain implodes publicly again (probably)

Blue Trump

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Listen Jack, my memory is just fine. I remember ol corn pop - he was a bad dude. Hey, you remember when I took my shirt off and washed my trans am in the driveway of the white house? Because I sure as hell remember that! Biden 2020

Who're you going to believe, Jack, me or your lyin' eyes?

"My memory is fine, jack"

"That's great sir, but back to my question about the border bill republicans blocked"

Egypt, welcome to nafta, have fun

I saw this video of Trump talking to a group of people and said something along the lines “Biden couldn’t do that! He’d probably wander off and go to sleep!” And i was just like damn… he’s gonna eat Biden’s ass up lmao

Right after this he called Sisi the president of Mexico

Joseph, I’d like you to draw a clock face.

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biden's memory is a force for trump! it's an enemy of america!

mr president! it's time to bomb biden's memory!