The food is all bad. All their vegan options from shops they have e.g. in Ireland are different and for much worse. All Germany has is meat and other animal products imitations - shitty, mind you. It's like they're allergic to vegetables and will explode if they consume more than the absolute minimal intake.

They're the only country I've seen the basic Monster flavour not only still existing, but actually highly stocked. Same for the blue mango one. Those basically didn't exist in Ireland, because one tastes like Shrek's cm, the other like Shrek's mango-flavoured cu.

Germany isn't a real country. Maybe it was at some point, but ended on 3th of October 1990.

They have some other shit like massive racism with no "winning", but the food makes it all too unbearable. They will tell you shit for not speaking perfect German, won't speak to you unless you speak perfect German, continously insist you must learn German even if you already are, but also will not allow people whose grandparents immigrated here be recognized as German and ensure they're excluded, while pretending immigrants and people vaguely immigrant flavoured are refusing to integrate. They will also go out of their way to be assholes to you, completely unprompted, and be surprised if you call people who act like nazis nazis.

I want out.

  • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    Northern Europeans
    mastering bread and cheese

    yea no

    also if we just compare the worst foods of every region, northern europe takes the cake. I'd rather try a bit of anti-italian-action maggot cheese than literal spoiled fish

    • iridaniotter [she/her, it/its]
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      8 months ago

      I change my mind. After giving it a second thought I realize the south does all those things better lol

      • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
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        8 months ago

        the south is where those trends started yeah (even though they could've just as easily started in northern europe, where the climate is perfect for aged cheese)

    • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      People here gave me so much shit for saying that if the European country doesn't touch the Mediterranean, their national "cuisine" is automatically trash.