• happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    5 months ago

    https://heritagedistilling.com/products/special-operations-salute-army-sof-edition

    $125

    I can't find an actual review of it.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      ·
      5 months ago

      $125

      And it's not even a single malt. Maybe it's effectively a $10 bottle.

      Ninja edit: Maybe it's a $12.5 bottle and they multiplied that by ten.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
        ·
        5 months ago

        I made a blend of all the soda options at the fountain. Called it Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve.

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          ·
          5 months ago

          Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private Seal Reserve

          How dare you.

          Uncle Sam's Tier 1 Operator Sniper Warrior Private SEAL Reserve

          • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
            ·
            5 months ago

            Bit idea: pretending to be a stolen valor guy who pronounces the T in "Green Beret."

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        5 months ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33kJLauaJ4

        In one of the clearly paid reviews that have been uploaded in the past 10 days, 3/4 of the video is him verbally kissing troops on the lips. He then actually drinks a tiny sip and there are like half a dozen clear editing cuts for him to say "wow. this is good. wow. they didn't oversell that at all. they really know what they're doing."

        It's like the enthusiasm I'd show a child's painting when it's clearly shit.

    • buh [any]
      ·
      5 months ago

      heritage

      I bet this whiskey tastes like hearing someone shout the n word

    • CommunistBear [he/him]
      ·
      5 months ago

      I can all but guarantee you they don't distill their own spirits and just bulk purchase from someone who actually does. The whiskey is more than likely "fine" because it'll taste like 80% of the whiskey on the market doing the same shit