oldie but goodie, from last October
A man dressed as a ninja attacked a special operations soldier with a sword and another with a chunk of asphalt while the soldiers were training at the Inyokern Airport.
On Sept. 18, at approximately 1 a.m., the Ridgecrest Police Department received a 911 call from the soldiers who were reportedly forced to shelter in a nearby hangar after they were wounded by the attacker.
Non-lethal projectile rounds were deployed but were ineffective, according to KCSO.
[teleports behind you w/a katana] Heh, nothing personal sergeant :swole-doge:
P-please, I only know how to call airstrikes on weddings please no! :cheems: