• Pseudoplatanus22 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Every time a woman makes advances towards me, I hiss and gronk at her. This must be where I'm going wrong!

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    So you want to fuck Pickle Rick?

    ✅ Does he have human intelligence (✅or greater)?

    ✅Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language?

    • "I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! " (Rick and Morty, 2017)

    ✅ Is it of sexual maturity for its species?

    If the answer to all three is "yes" then you can fuck Pickle Rick! It's a nonhuman creature with sentience and all you need to have consensual sex with. If you answered "no" to one or more, watch out! That's not your grandpa and maybe just a pickle! Don't fuck it!

    Works Cited:

    • “Pickle Rick”, Rick and Morty, created by Creator Justin Roiland, season 3, episode 3, Williams Street Productions, 2017
  • MoreLikeSexbearLmao [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The problem with this is that an 800 year old anime dragon/vampire who looks like a little girl technically passes all three.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Is it of sexual maturity for its species?

      No.