Major spoilers obviously. Do not click if you haven't beaten the desert guy.

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So i just beat Radahn and o boy, that was a lot.

One the one hand, it's probably the most cinematic boss battle From Software ever made. It's kind of a set piece, a legitimate raid boss where you have to switch aggro and get in DPS where you can and swerve around the battle field looking for a tiny opening and respawning allies. He's outshining pretty much most end bosses ever made.

The opening is, while getting a little repetitive, brilliant. I wonder what the percentage is of people who got one-shot by the first arrow. It sets the tone and feels legitimately terrifying. Radahn does NOT play around. He's a mad god and you just stepped into shooting distance.

The visuals of the dunes, the music, the red sky, the charge of the phantoms, his absurd arrow rain, the MASSIVE swords, the tiny fucking horse on which he is tokyo drifting across the dunes, the falling-meteor-move. It's all genuinely cool and among the best things From Software has ever done.

One the other hand his third phase (second half of HP pool) is pure bullshit. It's difficult enough to get hits in before, but once those 4 purple orbs are out, you are just not getting near him. Insane reach, speed, constantly moving, undodgable aoe attacks, a combo of homing orbs and aoe stuns and several long range one shot moves and projectiles. If you get bad luck, he just wipes your summons in a combo and then chases you pretty much until the end of time.

I ended up poisoning him with poison darts and just hiding in the dunes, while occasionally respawning a dude. Didn't even see him die, because i was so scared of those one-shot orbs.

Elden Ring bosses in general are very very tough, with their kind of endless combos, heavy delays and insane tracking but usually there is a moment of revelation, of pattern recognition and joy after beating something you thought unbeatable. And i'm sure someone is already beating Radahn with no summons, fist only SL 1, but i personally have no desire to fight him ever again. Riding in circles and throwing darts to kill a god didn't feel exactly rewarding.

Thoughts? :::

  • Swoosegoose [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    secret end game boss spoiler below

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    Malenia is somehow worse, multiple 1 shot or near 1 shot moves, an insane anime combo that is virtually undogeable and will kill you even with heavy armor and 60 vig, inflicts scarlet rot, and fucking heals every time she hits you, even if you block the damage with a shield. The only saving grace is you can stagger her but she still gets alot of hyper armor so you still have to wait for her to finish most combos before its safe to hit her. I hated fighting Rahahn and I hate her even more. Infact about the only endgame boss I liked fighting is the second to last story boss