SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] to badposting • 9 months agoMy cousin told me that if you go into a dark room at midnight with a mirror with a pentagram drawn on it and chant "China" 30 times Xi will appear behind you with a butcher knife. Is this true?message-squaremessage-square5 fedilinkarrow-up125
arrow-up125message-squareMy cousin told me that if you go into a dark room at midnight with a mirror with a pentagram drawn on it and chant "China" 30 times Xi will appear behind you with a butcher knife. Is this true?SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] to badposting • 9 months agomessage-square5 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]hexbear4·9 months agoI went into a dark room at midnight and chanted "Chyna" 30 times and I've summoned what appears to be the entire cast of the original Broadway production of My Fair Lady and oh god I think they're going to start si link
I went into a dark room at midnight and chanted "Chyna" 30 times and I've summoned what appears to be the entire cast of the original Broadway production of My Fair Lady and oh god I think they're going to start si