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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] to badposting • 9 months ago

My cousin told me that if you go into a dark room at midnight with a mirror with a pentagram drawn on it and chant "China" 30 times Xi will appear behind you with a butcher knife. Is this true?

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My cousin told me that if you go into a dark room at midnight with a mirror with a pentagram drawn on it and chant "China" 30 times Xi will appear behind you with a butcher knife. Is this true?

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] to badposting • 9 months ago
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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    hasn't worked yet

    sicko-wistful

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    Extremely true

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  • trompete [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    This is how I order my knives.

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  • a_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]
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    9 months ago

    I went into a dark room at midnight and chanted "Chyna" 30 times and I've summoned what appears to be the entire cast of the original Broadway production of My Fair Lady and oh god I think they're going to start si

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  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    Xi take me with you 😿 china boowomp

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