People really like to complain that Standard Time is the reason that it's dark when they leave for work and dark when they come home instead of the fact that they're just AT WORK the entire time the sun is out.
How about we change the work schedule instead of the way we measure time you dipshits?
Noon is noon in your time zone.
Noon is really noon at noon UTC.
The real chad play is converting the world to uniform, monotonically incrementing time via atomic clock. Somewhere the sun will rise and set at every minute of the day. If you wanna see it, follow its schedule.