Fuck you FromSoft

  • morte [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I only just beat her today after many hours and 60+ attempts. We hate to see her folks, she says she's the Blade of Miquella but Miquella, he's just a loser in an egg! Just an egg, can you believe that? That reminds me of someone who's not in an egg. Radahn. Starscourge they call him, Starscourge... What a great word, starscourge... He holds back the stars folks. And that's just great, he's a great guy, great great general. Great general. When I talked to him at the new years party before the nasty nasty Shattering - nasty nasty business, the Shattering. and we hate to see it we really do, don't do we? don't we? But I said to him, I said - Radahn youve got to watch out, you've got to watch out... Washed up psycho Malenia thinks she's never been matched! Thinks she's never been matched.... And I say to him watch out! Because you know that she's just a loser who has a things for eggs. Eggs, folks! And even when she couldnt win and made all that nasty rot, she still didn't kill him or his tiny horse!

    But yeah anyway, I respecced into dual wielding katanas dex/int. Bleed (and frost i hear) both help a lot. A lot of her moves can be interrupted too, but you have to watch out for the hyperarmor. Mimic tear +10 is a godsend even after the nerf

    • mittens [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      It's just a modly egg, can you believe it? Absolutely and totally disgusting, folks. Many, many people have told me "Miquella, he's a great guy, fantastic guy, he might become god one day" and I say well let's talk to him, he sounds like a great guy, and believe me, I only saw a moldy, ugly egg.