I don't care for woo shit generally but damn if astrology isn't the lamest one. Why aren't there people out there searching for gold with Dowsing rods? Why aren't teens trying to figure out their fates by doing Geomancy and throwing sticks on the ground? I want to see people get into Scapulimancy and Haruspexy where they divine things by burning bones and looking at duck livers.

Bring back that metal shit, fuck this "oooohhhh I looked at some stars and that said what personality I have", fuck that loser, go cut open an Ox and burn it's thigh bone and see the future by huffing geothermal gases!

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Im always saying more people should get into demonology.

    Do you like memorizing obscure trivia and drawings of fucked up little guys? Demonology has both of those!

    Learn about Alloces, a Duke of Hell who gives men wise but deceptive council and appears as a lion man riding a flaming horse. He claims to command 36 legions of demons, but can you trust his word becuase the Dictionnaire Infernal states that he only commands 30 legions!

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      If they're as nuanced and prone to infighting as Daedric Princes, I'm interested.

    • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Also demonology is all about making up a type of guy to be mad at and judging by social media, that's the favourite pass time for a fuck tonne of people.

      Gaap is best demon though: he makes men foolish, steals familiars, carries people on his back, and does gynecology. Ba'al ain't gonna be able to tell folks if they've got HPV.

    • binman [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      I read about demonology before and it's part of this whole continuum that I have zero context for. Summon demons and they...sit down and teach you? It's less prince of darkness and more VIP tutor. Weird...

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        it's basically like skillshare without the annoying youtube ads