I don't care for woo shit generally but damn if astrology isn't the lamest one. Why aren't there people out there searching for gold with Dowsing rods? Why aren't teens trying to figure out their fates by doing Geomancy and throwing sticks on the ground? I want to see people get into Scapulimancy and Haruspexy where they divine things by burning bones and looking at duck livers.
Bring back that metal shit, fuck this "oooohhhh I looked at some stars and that said what personality I have", fuck that loser, go cut open an Ox and burn it's thigh bone and see the future by huffing geothermal gases!
Learning about astrology taught me about how propaganda works. I knew people who would defend astrology by saying they knew it wasn't real and it was just for fun, but then would absolutely change their actions or judge a person or situation based on what their sign was. They knew it wasn't real, but it still affected them.